Sir: Hey you, get up
I got up and starred at him. He came to me, checked my answer sheet and got puzzled.
Sir: Why it is blank?
Me: Sir, It is like my heart…
Sir: What non-sense are you talking? Why you didn’t read for the exam?
I gave a blank look that increased his Blood Pressure.
Sir: You don’t know about me, before my BP goes up, tell me, Why you didn’t read?
Me: Sir, I didn’t read but I prepared USB for all the questions. I couldn’t spill it out.
Sir: Spill? Don’t you know proper English?
Me: I sometimes know it, but have to prepare USB for that too….
Sir:?????? USB ah???????
Me: You don’t know about USB. Sir, USB stands for Universal Student Bit.
Sir: How dare you? Get out of the Examination Hall..
Me: Thank you Sir..